Tuesday, 02 June 2009

  • The cry of a disgruntled librarian

    I was just asked by a patron if I could help her find a vampire book that didn't have anything naughty in it--that is no sex, gore, or witchcraft, apparently--and that was on the shelf right now.

    ...

    CURSE YOU STEPHANIE MEYER FOR CONVINCING FAMILIES THAT VAMPIRES CAN BE WHOLESOME!!!!

Friday, 17 April 2009

  • Five-Year Xanga Anniversary!

    Believe it or not, my Xanga site is still here. Not many of the Taylor student Xanga sites that started up about the same time mine did are still around; most people  are probably more likely to find my posts through Facebook than through my original blog. (Even then, how many people really pay attention to notes that aren't meme related?)

    And to be honest, the way I treat blogging these days is way different from when I started. Originally, I tried to update here a couple of times a week. When that proved infeasible, I aimed for once a week. Later on, that turned into once a month. Nowadays when I post, it's like a surprise throwback to the days that I maintained a blog. Here's a graph of my blog's activity history (I was bored, ok?):

     
    On the upside, I've noticed a tendency that when I post less, I write more long, and usually more thoughtful posts. Basically, I've sacrificed spontaneity for attempted insightfulness. That seems fair. We'll always have Facebook status updates, right?

    To borrow an idea John Murphey did for his blog a few years ago, I dipped into my archives and found some of my favorite posts. I picked one for each year that this blog's been around.

    2004--This blog's inaugural year. It was also its most prolific year, partly because it was begun while I was a sophomore and in the easiest time of my college life. The entry I chose as my favorite came on Nov. 15 just as The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, a musical I acted in at Taylor, was coming to an end:

    Nov. 15, 2004

    It is finished.

    Choreography, songs, fellowship with the cast, painting, set construction, late-late nights, full weekends, makeup, pants with a huge hole at the knee, suspenders, in-jokes, frozen dead cat, moving panels, projection, tiredness, energy, candy, meals together, cast parties, pictures, moving stage, cave set, school set, crying and singing in the church set, last-minute changes for the fence, Robin Hood, wooden swords, dancing, laughter, brotherly love, teamwork...all these elements from Tom Sawyer will begin to fade from current events to memories. All I could say about the entire experience and having to end it I summarize thus:

    1. Hallelujah.
    2. Suck eggs!

    2005--A lot of news updates from Los Angeles this year. There were a few more introspective posts I could have chosen, but I liked the strange simplicity of this post:

    Oct. 25, 2005

    I wonder what it would be like to bathe in yogurt?

    2006--Reading through some of the posts for this year was hard, because it reminded me of some of the internal struggles I was dealing with during my last semester of college. I almost chose the post I wrote the night before graduation, because it's a great summary of those struggles and reminiscing of my time at college. But I chose this post instead, partly due to its simplicity, partly because it still challenges me and I credit this to the working of the Holy Spirit:

    Mar. 10, 2006

    Food for thought: A little while ago as I was leaving the DC, I saw a car with a series of "I heart [blank]" bumper stickers. Among these were "I  music," "I  God," and "I  Hobbits." And the thought occurred to me--how often to we throw God in among the list of things that we enjoy? "I love movies, comics, Mozart, LOTR, chocolate, God, my family, Lost, photography, C.S. Lewis, pet rock collecting...etc." God becomes something we throw into our profile--whether it be Xanga, AIM, Facebook, whatever--to make sure our Christian friends know we have our priorities straight. But do we have right priorities? Shouldn't God be the most important thing in our lives? Shouldn't our love for him be too great to express in a simplified online paragraph? Shouldn't our whole existence be focused on him and not the peripheral things that charm us most?

    These are questions I need to ponder. I hope you will, too.

    2007--A year of transitions, first to working life away from college, then to a new job of greater responsibility. My constant was my continued love of storytelling. I chose this post because from a writing standpoint, I find it very satisfying:

    June 7, 2007

    Smart Alec Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    2008--Yep, this is where I've really adopted the new standard of infrequent updates and long, wordy posts. The best of these is probably this post, in which I struggle with cultural issues and my own heart:

    July 3, 2008

    The Shock of a Label: Thoughts from Origins Game Fair, Part 2

    Having looked over many of my posts over the years, this blog seems less irrelevant to me than I had thought. Sure, most people I know do their Internet socializing elsewhere these days, but the blog is still a helpful tool to organize my thoughts for others' benefit and for my own posterity. We'll just have to wait and see what shows up here in the time to come.

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

  • Typical Wednesday thoughts

    8:00 a.m. Oooh! Lost is on tonight!

    9:20 a.m  Ho-hum; work has begun, but at least Lost is on tonight.

    12:50 p.m. Halfway through the day; almost lunch time; getting closer to Lost time.

    4:15 p.m. In less than five hours, Lost will be on!

    5:45 p.m. C'mon, clock go faster! Almost time to go home, almost time to anticipate Lost goodness.

    6:58 p.m. I'm going to be a wee bit late for church. Oh, well. After my guys' group, it'll be time for Lost.

    8:25 p.m LostLostLostLostLostLostLost...gotta get home for Lost!!!!

    8:49 p.m. Throw supper together! Hurry! Lost starts in just a few minutes!!!!!

    9-10 p.m. (no coherent thoughts...mind blown away by pure awesomeness)

    10:00 p.m. I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!

    ...I may be a little obsessed.

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

  • We'll see....

    So this weekend I was watching the end of the third season of Doctor Who with my family. The Doctor and his companions had just gotten back to 21st century London where they discovered that the Doctor's archnemesis, the Master, had just been elected Prime Minister under the name Harry Saxon. The Doctor's companions, being native(1) to 21st century London, commented that they had followed "Saxon's" campaign and admired him before going into the distant future and finding out who he really was. When the Doctor asked what they liked about him and what policies he advocated for, his companions drew blank looks. They couldn't remember what his campaign platform was but they did know that whenever he spoke they felt that he was a very good man, a man that inspired confidence.

    Joanna and I looked at each other and we both were like, "Wow, that's spooky." See, this episode had been made over a year before Barack Obama's campaign was in full swing. Now there was real life politician better known for his inspiring presence than defined policies or experience. Of course, Harry Saxon, AKA the Master, was also using a satellite network to send psychic suggestions across Britain that helped people view him favorably. Obama just had the national news media on his side. <rimshot>

    Ok, ok, ok. I am speaking tongue-in-cheek here. If you read my previous entry about the election aftermath, you may recall I'm trying not to hold ill will toward President Obama but look at him as a man to whom God has given authority. I want to set out to respect him as a leader throughout his presidency, not turning to scorn and hatred when I disagree with him (thus avoiding the example of President Bush's detractors). And in the last several weeks, my respect for him has grown. I think he probably does have a genuine love for his country, he wants to do the right thing for his family, and he recognizes that our nation's problems are not going to be fixed overnight.(2)

    That said, I also have to admit that I'm just not as joyfully optimistic about his presidency as the thousands gathered today in Washington, D.C. Maybe Obama will turn out to be a great president, maybe one of the best. Or maybe his inexperience will doom his presidency from the start. Today on Inauguration Day, I simply have no idea which it may go. Really, only God knows. Where does that leave us? We pray for our nation's future, we pray for our new leader, and we pray that God's will be done. And we keep in mind that Christians do not place all their hope in an ordinary man, but in the King of Kings and Lord of Lords.



    (1) Relatively speaking in Jack's case.

    (2) Hopefully he'll realize the same is true with Iraq.

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

  • Down with the Lexile system!

    Okay, it's time for a librarian's rant. Normally, if I feel the need for one of those, I leave it to Max, my fictional alter ego who has his own blog dedicated to library rants.(1) Max is more cynical than me, however, and I want to rant about this in my own words.

    Unless you work in school or library systems or have kids in public school, you've likely never heard of the Lexile reading system. Teachers use it to have a general idea of what reading level their students are at and what books match their individual level. I'm not real clear on how a book's reading level is determined, but I've been told it has something to do with sentence length and the average number of syllables in each sentence.

    The point I want to make is this: This system is broken. Very, very broken. This afternoon I was trying to help a young man in 6th grade find some books that would meet his very high Lexile requirement of 1200. We looked up classic novel after classic novel trying to find something that would meet this requirement. Treasure Island wasn't high enough. Neither was Frakenstein. Neither was Sherlock Holmes. Nor The Lord of the Rings. Nor The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Nor To Kill a Mockingbird, Oliver Twist, David Copperfield, A Tale of Two Cities...or even The Odyssey. This poor kid was looking glum as, for awhile, the only books that had a high enough Lexile number were Gulliver's Travels, The Pickwick Papers, Silas Marner,(2) Moby Dick, and a collection of Edgar Allen Poe. Then he asked about survival books and I thought of Robinson Crusoe, which was thankfully was high enough. I also thought of Ivanhoe, another winner, so those were the two books he left with.

    As my manager commented, maybe this system works well for the younger elementary ages, but it's clearly flawed when it comes to middle school reading. It deals nothing with complexity of plot elements, genre, characterization, themes, or maturity. I mean, The Odyssey not a high enough level for an average 6th grader??? That's ludicrous.

    This is why librarians dislike Accelerated Reading Lists so much. We say, just let the kids read what they want; it's so much better to get them reading something they'll enjoy then forcing rigid guidelines down their throat. If you're going to use book lists, at least make your selections based on quality, not some mathematical word length formula. Grrrrr.


    (1) I won't post a link to Max's site here, mainly to protect my anonymity. Employers sometimes check your Facebook, you know. If you really want to see Max's site, e-mail or Facebook message me.

    (2) While Silas Marner is a great book, should it really be considered a higher level than The Lord of the Rings? The Odyssey?


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About Me

  • G. K. Chesterton made the argument that the Christian is an extreme pessimist and an extreme optimist--pessimistic because sin has corrupted and ruined this world we live in, optimistic because it's amazing that so much good and beauty still exists in such a plagued world. I tend to be most in tune with my optimistic tendencies...fyi.